The Longfangs newest member Jingle Jangle has expressed outrage at the accusations that Gath's loincloth is the most foul. Here are his words.
"Jingle Jangle has been in Gath's loincloth before, and I assure you that it smells rather nice due to the large supply of applesauce he hides down there. I am sorry to tell you that you are all quite misinformed! Perhaps I shall write an epic poem about the experience?"
Although his protest is heartfelt the public has spoken. 83% state it is most foul!
"Jingle Jangle has been in Gath's loincloth before, and I assure you that it smells rather nice due to the large supply of applesauce he hides down there. I am sorry to tell you that you are all quite misinformed! Perhaps I shall write an epic poem about the experience?"
Although his protest is heartfelt the public has spoken. 83% state it is most foul!